dansecondchannel: “What are you doing this weekend?” “What are you doing this summer?” “What are you doing with your life?”
internetexplorers: *looks in the mirror* what the fuck is that
The awkward moment when your friends are talking...
sadisticmonster: The only thing that doesn’t leave me is my fat
Anyone who reblogs this before May 25th will get a...
queenoftheconfettiparade: I can’t draw, but I’m on summer break and have no friends yet SO give me something to do I don’t expect a lot but just in case I’m setting the limit of May 25th, sorry if you get this afterwards. Have your submission boxes open loves.
psilentasincjelli: If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
me: you are so fucking annoying can you please CONTROL YOURSELF
plot twist: you wake up skinny, beautiful, intelligent and everyone loves you
When you take a sticker off something but the...
sixsteen: i ship me and money
when I die please destroy my laptop and cell phone
thatfunnyblog: i might still be ugly but i used to be uglier
Trying to be serious with your friend
sodamnrelatable: Expectation: Reality: